Landlines and Rabbit Ears

Landlines, rabbit ears and nachos for one
I am no fun, the elephant in the room
I’d give riches untold for a map I can unfold
A book that I can hold by the spine
 
It’s been a long time since the kid sat at the table
Mighty Casey went and struck out on his own
It’s beer and blood mixed in with the mud
The kid can’t rock and roll
 
I’ve wrecked hundreds of cars, fell from tall buildings
Drug by six white horses and broke 56 bones
A sense of honor, my sunburned hands upon her
I’m left to ponder the sweet bye and bye
 
It’s been a long time since the kid sat at the table
Mighty Casey went and struck out on his own
It’s beer and blood mixed in with the mud
The kid can’t rock and roll
 
Landlines, rabbit ears and nachos for one
I am no fun, the elephant in the room
I’d give riches untold for a map I can unfold
A book that I can hold by the spine
 
It’s been a long time since the kid sat at the table
Mighty Casey went and struck out on his own
It’s beer and blood mixed in with the mud
Now the kid can’t rock and roll
 
No the kids they cannot rock, the kids can’t roll
No the kids they cannot rock to save their goddamn souls
It’s beer and blood mixed in with the mud
The kid can’t rock and roll